FILTH (chemkitty) wrote,
FILTH
chemkitty

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Yeah, I'm still alive and well. I got a fancy job doing telemarketing for the Vancouver Sun and Province. The tedium is almost unbearable, but it's downtown right beside the Renaissance Hotel! The building it's in is for people much more elite than me, but I walk in there wearing cords and skate shoes and think, "FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?

My skin to look for any fresh zits. Usually there are.

2. How much cash do you have on you?

Five bucks.

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?

Breast.

4. Favorite plant?

I like ivy on buildings.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?

My phone is dead, so I don't know.

6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?

Ringing-ness.

7. What shirt are you wearing?

Black KMFDM t-shirt. The 'ATTAK' one.

8. Do you "label" yourself?

Against the grain.

9. Name brand of shoes you're currently wearing?

Not wearing any, but my shoes are Circa.

10. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

I think it was Rozie, and I have nothing bad to say about Rozie. I saw her vagina once.

11. Do you know what an 8-track is?

Old school tape player.

12. What were you doing at 9pm last night?

Watching TV on my mom's couch.

13. What did your last text message say that you recieved on your cell?

Something from Rozie saying she was in Victoria.

14. Do you ever click on Pop-ups or banners?

No.

15. What's a saying that you say a lot?

Jesus christ.

16. Who told you they loved you last?

Mommy.

17. Last furry thing you touched?

Kitty cat.

18. How many hours a week do you work?

40.

19. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?

I am sans-camera.

20. Favorite age you have been so far?

I think sixteen.

21. Your worst enemy?

Food.

22. What is your current desktop picture?:

I'm using my mom's desktop, and it's a picture of a giraffe.

23. What was the last thing you said to someone?

"Bye".

24. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to erase all of your regrets, what would you choose?

Obviously the money. Although if I chose to erase all my regrets, that would include not taking the money as well. But no. Wealth is much better than a cleansing of the soul. Fuck happiness!
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